Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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