I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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