Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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