I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I did not marry a roomba.
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