I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I am available for nakedness
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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