idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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