real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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