I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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