I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You need Xanax blowdarts
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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