I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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