8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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