Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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