I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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