Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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