Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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