i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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