it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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