Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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