what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Randomize
