if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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