I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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