Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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