I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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