I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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