She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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