So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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