What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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