Dual....:-)
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize
