i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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