ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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