Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We are all done wearing pants today
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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