We won't sleep together?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
it was like eating out sand paper
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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