hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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