my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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