Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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