i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just want nice things and good sex
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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