you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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