Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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