I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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