I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Randomize
