don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Just pee around me
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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