Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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