if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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