had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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