I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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