doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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