if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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