im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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