his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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