no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
