Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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