i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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