you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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