VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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